|ANNOUNCER||Now, finally...after a whole lot of mud, sweat, and custard, it gives us great pleasure to present the long-awaited, steam-powered, cardboard and string, original tribute web site dedicated to THE TELEGOONS, a family puppet series broadcast by BBCtv in the early 1960s. So, please dear listeners, pull up a sock and sit down while...|
|GRAMS:||SOUND OF RUNNING FOOTSTEPS RAPIDLY APPROACHING|
Eaugh! Eaugh! Eaugh!
--Pauses for audience applause.
--Not a sausinge.
Wait a minute! How come nobody told poor little frizzled Blunebottle about this World Winde Webule thingy?
|ANNOUNCER||The time had to be right, disheveled little lad, thats why!|
|BLUEBOTTLE||So, please tell breathless little Bluebottle here, what is the right time?|
|ECCLES||(distant singing) I talk to the trees...that's why they put me away...|
|BLUEBOTTLE||Thinks. Now's big chance to make an impression. Puts down Boy's Wonder Mag cardboard sword. Picks up phone. (loudly) Hello, who's there?|
|ECCLES||(distort) Hello, Bottle my good man! Did somebody there ask for the right time? Just a minute. I got it written down on a piece of paper...|
throat) Uh-hmmmm. Well folks, we know where this is leading, dont
(Speaking quickly) So now, without any further ado, we present the Official GSPS Telegoons tribute web site, where dreams are realized, and wishes are granted. Well at least they were until last week!
So, all aboard, who's coming aboard! We ask you to please have your tickets ready.
|GRAMS:||SOUND OF TRAM LEAVING|
|ANNOUNCER||(over sound of tram)...and just in case you're not from East Finchley, GSPS is the Goon Show Preservation Society of Great Britain. Founded in 1972, the GSPS boasts H.R.H. The Prince of Wales as Patron. Spike Milligan K.B.E. & Sir Harry Secombe, both unfortunately now deceased, formerly served as Hon. Presidents.|